What's red, plaid, and cute all over?

Dear God,

Thank you for my hot tutor, Tom.

Love,

Katrina.


A break my vow of serious life observation style-writing to bring you this urgent news. My tutor is totally adorable. Wears plaid and glasses and blushes a lot.

I can see it now:

(Katrina, SL, graps a green folder and a stack of notebooks in her arms as she approaches the door of her tutor, Mr. Hobbes.)

K: Ehem, knock knock!
T: Why come on in, what can I do you for?
K: Um, well, Tom- That's okay if I call you that, right, Tom?
T: Oh, sure, yah, that's a-fine.
K: Anyways, I am looking for this text...

(At this moment it is clear to the audience that Katrina does not require this text, as it is obscure and unnecessary on the reading list. It is quite clear she has knowingly found his master's dissertation amongst the list)

K: Anyways, I thought this sounds like something I would love to focus on!
T: Well, actually, I have a copy right here, um, I-a wrote it you see!
K: What? Really? WOW!
T: Yes, Yes, sure enough.
K: Well, as I said, I'd love to focus on you, I mean...your paper.
T: Ok, well, let me highlight a few sections I'd recommend to you........

(The scene pans out and the lights fade. End of Act I.)

Note:
All characters and events depicted on this site are fictional, and any resemblance to persons living, dead, or fictional or situations past, present, or fictional is purely and completely coincidental.